Lie,Bit,reel,dagalti,buruda are words with different meanings……
This post is on the habit of lying which each of us have in abundance(Excuse me if you are Mr.Harischandra or the equivalent female form). We start lying from our childhood and even our education system teaches it as our basics with the good old “Johny johny yes papa”.
It is not we naturally tell a lie, but the small happiness which we get in fooling someone is something inexpressible. In our primary classes when a cute girl(from same class) tells you that she has two bikes in her home, it is the instant reaction to say, “Only bikes ah…waste… i have 2 cars in my home!”.
So from all the way from childhood we grow with this great habit.But you will surely be inspired and awestruck by few who are far ahead of your lying skills. This post is dedicated to the best of them whom i have met in my life so far.
1) Who: Thilaka(till date haven’t heard another girl having that name)
When: When i was in 5th standard
What: Countless lies piled up. She was the best in making people believe. The point which she first said is that her brother is a close friend of Ajit(south indian actor.. compared on par with Vijay(if you don’t know vijay..then for sure earth will be destroyed in 2012)). She brought a photo of a person standing with Ajit and said it was her brother. Only after an year i saw an old Tamizh daily(daily thanthi) where i saw the same photo. It was captioned, “Ajit with his first films’ cameraman”. It was then i knew she lied. But till then all of us in the class believed whatever she said. 15000 square feet bungalow,12 cars(each in one color..we knew only 12 colors in sketch pen set those days), Whales in fish tanks, jayalalitha came to their house etc. Best of all was, the street where she lived was “Thilakar street”. You know what she would have told for this!!!!
2) Who: Dinesh(poonai,cat)
When: Higher Secondary
What: He was a tech geek. Even when we go to P.T period(games), he used to stay away framing his next set of lies. The best thing is that he struck to Computers and Gaming world. His lies are one among the best i have heard. The list is as follows:
* If you don’t have your CD working, use your ink pen and paint it around the circumference of the CD and it will start working..
* If you keep pressing the eject button of CD rom, you will see the 48x disappearing and 52x will appear…also the speed of the CD rom will change
* Once he by mistake inserted a game CD in VCD player.. There was a message which said, “You could get the CD back only if you finish 3 levels”. So, after struggling with the controls, Dinesh finished 3 levels playing with the CD players remote control!!!!
3) Who: Sambashiva
When: College
What: He was a prodigy in lying. The spontaneity is his specialty. His lies keeps flowing for no reason. But he will end it up in such a way that though you know he is lying, you will believe.
There is no single thing which you can state as his special bit(lie). Because he lives among them. No matter where he is, no matter who are around, he keeps going on with his instant bits. This capacity of samba has saved us many times from our Hod(who happens to be my next big inspiration in this list
).
The list will surely be updated in future as I meet more people. And I’m also sure that I will be one among the top three if anyone of my friends write on the same post. What if no one writes? As usual, I will myself write a seperate post on it.